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[Today], every girl is expected to have: Caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama, and doll tits. The person closest to actually achieving this look is Kim Kardashian, who, as we know, was made by Russian scientists to sabotage our athletes. Everyone else is struggling.
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"Beyond the Labyrinth" is the most gorgeous 3DS game so far →
If my 3DS is capable of pushing pixels and textures like THIS, then I will be VERY happy!
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I really want to watch Ferris Bueller right now.
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Patience and hard work are the most important things in life.
– Francesc Fàbregas Soler -
My new ride, parked up in the garage.
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A masterpiece of Lego engineering.
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For me football is more about making the right pass at the right time.
– Michel Platini -
Pretty amazing.
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Want.
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Needs to improve at football. Need to get fitter.
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Looking forward to a great night! #drinkingandeatingwithfriendsloveit
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RT @Broslife: How can you tell the difference between blond identical twins? One is on top and the other on the bottom. What. Up.
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Loves it when people question what is currently trending. Do these retards not realise that they’re CONTRIBUTING to it trending?!
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Wow, are there really THAT many people who don’t know how to spell #GUINNESS - obviously don’t actually know much about the stuff!
