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Fri, 24 Feb 2012 12:08:41 +0000

"[Today], every girl is expected to have: Caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button..."

Fri, 06 May 2011 10:59:18 +0100

“[Today], every girl is expected to have: Caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama, and doll tits. The person closest to actually achieving this look is Kim Kardashian, who, as we know, was made by Russian scientists to sabotage our athletes. Everyone else is struggling.”

- Tina Fey, Bossypants

"Beyond the Labyrinth" is the most gorgeous 3DS game so far

Thu, 28 Apr 2011 16:21:20 +0100

"Beyond the Labyrinth" is the most gorgeous 3DS game so far:

If my 3DS is capable of pushing pixels and textures like THIS, then I will be VERY happy!

I really want to watch Ferris Bueller right now.

Thu, 21 Apr 2011 13:42:00 +0100

I really want to watch Ferris Bueller right now.

"Patience and hard work are the most important things in life."

Tue, 19 Apr 2011 20:33:41 +0100

“Patience and hard work are the most important things in life.”

- Francesc Fàbregas Soler

My new ride, parked up in the garage.

Tue, 19 Apr 2011 18:35:15 +0100

My new ride, parked up in the garage.

A masterpiece of Lego engineering.

Tue, 19 Apr 2011 13:55:10 +0100

A masterpiece of Lego engineering.

"For me football is more about making the right pass at the right time."

Tue, 19 Apr 2011 10:50:48 +0100

“For me football is more about making the right pass at the right time.”

- Michel Platini

Pretty amazing.

Mon, 18 Apr 2011 23:00:13 +0100

Pretty amazing.

Want.

Mon, 18 Apr 2011 22:50:57 +0100

Want.

Video

Mon, 18 Apr 2011 22:15:53 +0100

Needs to improve at football. Need to get fitter.

Mon, 18 Apr 2011 21:49:41 +0100

Needs to improve at football. Need to get fitter.

Looking forward to a great night! #drinkingandeatingwithfriendsloveit

Sat, 26 Mar 2011 23:24:07 +0000

Looking forward to a great night! #drinkingandeatingwithfriendsloveit

RT @Broslife: How can you tell the difference between blond identical twins? One is on top and the...

Fri, 25 Mar 2011 04:12:33 +0000

RT @Broslife: How can you tell the difference between blond identical twins? One is on top and the other on the bottom. What. Up.

Loves it when people question what is currently trending. Do these retards not realise that...

Sat, 19 Mar 2011 03:58:39 +0000

Loves it when people question what is currently trending. Do these retards not realise that they’re CONTRIBUTING to it trending?!

Wow, are there really THAT many people who don’t know how to spell #GUINNESS - obviously...

Fri, 18 Mar 2011 14:16:41 +0000

Wow, are there really THAT many people who don’t know how to spell #GUINNESS - obviously don’t actually know much about the stuff!

RT @1nil2thearsenal: Gilles Grimandi: “Xavi is 31 years old, Samir is 23. If you compare Samir...

Tue, 08 Mar 2011 17:07:55 +0000

RT @1nil2thearsenal: Gilles Grimandi: “Xavi is 31 years old, Samir is 23. If you compare Samir to Xavi when Xavi was 23, Samir is by far …

RT @optajoke: 3 - Anyone spotted headbutting Wayne Rooney’s elbow tonight will be given an...

Wed, 02 Mar 2011 09:10:56 +0000

RT @optajoke: 3 - Anyone spotted headbutting Wayne Rooney’s elbow tonight will be given an automatic 3-match ban. Appeal.

Little Big Planet 2!

Mon, 10 May 2010 14:49:00 +0100

Little Big Planet 2!

THIRTEEN updates for Little Big Planet? You’re ‘avin’ a giraffe!

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 23:53:15 +0000

THIRTEEN updates for Little Big Planet? You’re ‘avin’ a giraffe!